my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me
never not reblog Scarlett calling idiots out on their bullshit
have you ever met someone who likes the same stuff as you but they’re not obsessed enough
son get over here
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”
Finding a typo in a book
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
I like my men like I like my maple syrup
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.